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holiday dilemma
The Good Lord is up in Heaven, moaning about the pressures and stresses of omnipotence and being Number One. He decides it’s time to go on holiday. He summons all his superbeing mates and they pop round with a few suggestions. ‘What about Mars?’ says one. ‘Nah,’ replies God. ‘I went there 15,000 years ago, and it was awful – no atmosphere and too dusty.’ ‘Pluto?’ suggests another. ‘No way,’ God pipes up. ‘I went there 10,000 years ago. Freezing. Awful place.’ ‘Well,’ says another of God’s protegés. ‘How about Mercury?’ God turns the suggestion down. ‘Been there. Nearly burnt my nuts off – never again.’ ‘Okay,’ says another of God’s favourite cronies. ‘How about Earth?’ ‘Woah!’ God exclaims. ‘Not a chance! I went there about 2,000 years ago, knocked up some bird and they’re still bloody talking about it!’
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