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Dear Santa, thanks for nothing!
Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would like to clear up certain matters that have occurred since the beginning of the month when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train, a football, and a football kit.
I distroyed my brain studying the whole year. I had the best grades in the whole school! I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my neighborhood that behaved better than me. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a f***ing yoyo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the f*** were you thinking you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole f***ing year to come out with s**t like this under the tree. As if you hadn't f***ed me enough, you gave that little s**thead across the street so many toys he cant even get into his house.
Dont let me see you trying to fit your fat ass down my chimney. I'll f*** you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f***ing north pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f***ing bike.
F*** YOU SANTA. next year you'll find out how bad I can be, watch your back you fat git!
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