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After her business goes bust, a blonde woman named Sharon finds herself in dire financial trouble – so desperate, in fact, that she resorts to praying. ‘God, please help me,’ she wails. ‘I've lost my business, and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my car as well. Please let me win the lottery.’ Saturday night comes, and Sharon watches aghast as someone else wins it. Again, she begins to pray: ‘God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my car, and I'm going to lose my house as well.’ Next Saturday night comes, and Sharon still has no luck. Once again, she prays. ‘God, why haven't you helped me?’ she cries, angrily. ‘I've lost my business, my house, my car and now my children are starving. I’ve always been a good servant to you – PLEASE let me win the lottery just this once, so I can get my life back in order.’ Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open above, and Sharon is confronted with the glowing, ethereal vision of God Himself. ‘Sharon,’ he booms. ‘Meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.’
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